AISubs v3.7
Did you spend any money recently?
Recently...
I don't have anything I want.
You are buying everything.
I heard that it is good to buy real estate and American real estate for the time being.
As an investment?
That's right.
Hey!
Get up!
It's started.
Hey!
Please take your time.
Shut up and don't talk!
I'm sorry.
Get up!
Walk!
Sing!
Yes.
It's noisy in the classroom.
However, it is not bad this year.
The one on the far right is a little dirty.
Let's go to the basement and talk.
I'll let you talk.
Please don't go.
It's your turn.
There is no one who can take over this place.
Only those who are serious about business.
Thank you for your time today.
We are looking for a place where we can use your money as much as possible.
However, it is not good for people to sell themselves.
It is a service.
The slaves will offer us a service.
I see.
Can we use your money?
Yes.
Can we use the money you bought from the slaves?
It depends on the item.
Yes.
I've brought 5 million yen.
It's about 5 million yen.
Is it worth 5 million yen?
Yes.
It's 5 million yen.
Thank you very much!
Shut up!
Well, let's get started.
Dorei's service collection.
Let's get started.
Yes.
What are you talking about, Jim?
Hello!
I'm Toshikin.
You stink.
I can't move here.
I can't move in Dorei's room.
I need money.
Yes.
I've been thinking about a service.
Oh.
Yes.
It looks like this.
You can do a lot of things with it.
If you want to do it or remember it, you can do it in a week.
I'll make you enjoy it with the results.
If you say "gay" a week ago, you can say "gay" a week later and show it to me.
Is that so?
Forever.
Wow!
Forever.
One week.
One week later.
I think it's good.
It's amazing.
Really?
2022.
Oh!
One year.
I see.
If you say "do it", you can do it in a week.
I see.
To be honest, it's attractive not to specify anything here.
Anything.
It's the same as saying "what do you want in dry mode" and answering "four-dimensional pocket".
I can't do it unless you make me sink to some extent.
How far will you go?
About the same.
You can do it yourself.
I see.
We're not good at it.
If we can't do it, we'll pay you.
Imitation.
If you say "imitation", you can do it in a week.
"Kikikirin"'s imitation.
One week, please.
I'm looking forward to it because you told me to imitate "Kikikirin" for about a week.
If it doesn't look like you, please scold me.
Certainly, it's illegal to sign a contract.
Shall we do it?
Yes, let's do it.
Was there a song like "walking start" in winter?
Shall we do it?
Let me start "walking on".
It's amazing like that.
How much is the initial amount?
It may be 0 yen or 1 million yen.
From 30,000 yen.
30,000 yen!?
It's crazy.
It's amazing.
From 30,000 yen to 5 million yen in one week.
I'll do anything for you, Ken.
OK, start!
Wow!
Well, well, well.
If it's 30,000 yen, I'll do it.
Thank you very much!
30,000 yen is open!
Well, well...
40,000 yen!
Oh, it's calculated!
It's one year, isn't it?
That's right.
Actually, I don't know if this money will help me or not.
Well, it's hard for me to keep telling you to do something as a friend.
Every week! Every week!
Seriously, it's real money.
I don't mean to overdo it.
If you really want it, I'll give it to you.
That's right, that's right. That's the only intention I have.
You really don't want it, do you?
Well, it might be real money now.
So you don't want 40,000 yen?
I won't let you down this time.
Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey.
I feel like I can see Toshimitsu's impersonation every week.
There's more than impersonation.
Daidougei.
Singing.
I don't know how widespread it is.
I'll fly Anaryu-bei peanuts.
Oh, you're going pretty far!
Can you let me do that?
Oh, oh!
Anapii?
Oh, Anapii!
How do you do it?
I'm curious.
I'll keep practicing until I can do it.
I'll poop a little and do an impersonation of you not pooping.
Wait a minute! I won't do it!
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Then I'm not buying it.
I'm not buying it.
Are you sure?
Are you sure you don't want to spend 40,000 yen on Yumemaru?
I think it's better for Yumemaru to buy it.
That's right.
Are you sure you don't want to spend 40,000 yen on Yumemaru?
Yumemaru is gone!
Welcome back!
30,000 yen and 40,000 yen don't change much.
Next.
Are you sure you don't want to spend 40,000 yen on Yumemaru?
I'd like to introduce you to this product.
I'm sure you're busy every day due to COVID-19.
So I brought you something that can heal your tiredness every day.
It's been 10 years since I bought it.
10 years!
That's a long time.
I massage my head once a day.
That's definitely a lie!
It's definitely a lie!
Then I'll do it.
But there are conditions for this.
First of all, it's once every ten minutes.
Once every ten minutes?
Yes, only for ten minutes.
What are the other conditions?
If you're far away, I can't go to you right away because I don't have legs.
So you have to say a spell in front of me.
It's a spell, but you have to raise your hand like this and say "because" in a loud voice.
I'll start the massage in ten minutes.
What is "because" about?
You can do lymphatic massage and dry orgasm massage.
What is "dry orgasm"?
Do you stick your finger in gold?
I've heard of it.
Have you been there?
Yes, I have.
If it's cheap, I'd like to buy it.
That's good.
There is also an option.
If I'm wearing an airism while I'm traveling, I'd like you to tear it off.
That's not attractive at all.
Is it only airism?
If you think there's a cut in it, please let me know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, I see.
Yes, that's it.
Oh, I see.
Minimum entry fee?
It's a ten-year contract, so it's about 100,000 yen.
Wow, a contract of 10,000 yen a year.
Now, everyone sitting in this place.
Now, this 100,000 yen minimum plan, Shibayu-san's ten- year tire massage, ten-minute course.
Action!
Here we go!
200,000 yen!
Wow!
That's a lot of money!
200,000 yen, Mushime-san!
It's about 20,000 yen a year.
That's a lot of money.
300,000 yen!
Wow!
300,000 yen, Fumio-san!
Wow!
I didn't think I needed that.
Wow!
I can't tell you to do it for 40 minutes.
I'll do it for 10 minutes.
You can break the airism, can't you?
I can't do that at all.
I don't want you to spend too much time screaming.
It's in the top 300,000 right now.
I was going to say 300,000.
I'll raise it to 400,000.
Can I let you in?
Yes, in 400,000.
400,000 is a little expensive.
I don't know how long it's going to last.
It's been 10 years, so you can raise it.
I don't know what you're thinking.
You can work in a cage.
Are you two okay?
You're in the top 400,000 right now.
450,000!
Really?
Both of you are in the top 300,000.
I didn't think this project would be this tiring.
I brought it as a joke.
I can't do it anymore.
500,000!
I'm definitely stopping.
I can't do it anymore.
500,000!
I'll raise it to 800,000.
Are you going to kill yourself with 500,000 yen?
Or are you going to kill yourself with 500,000 yen?
I'll let you pass.
You killed yourself!
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much.
It's expensive.
I'm definitely not going to let you pass.
If you're going to pay me 500,000 yen, you have to be serious about it.
It's been tough for me lately.
Finally, I'd like to say something.
Unlike me, I want you to be beautiful and cool.
I want you to be someone you can look up to.
That's what I want you to do.
If something convenient happens to you,
without valid date...
The same?
If you win five times in a row...
Oh, I see.
You have to play rock-paper-scissors with me.
If I lose, you have to accept it unconditionally.
Wow!
That's huge!
Five times in a row.
That's huge!
We have to win.
That's right.
It's not five times in a row.
There is a chance to play rock-paper-scissors in this area, and if you think you don't like it, if you lose, you can get another one and play rock- paper-scissors again.
Oh, I wish I could win that.
You can use it however you like.
It's huge.
It's going to be huge.
This time, I'd like to give you something that you're good at.
For those of you who have lost more than 100,000 yen, you will be rewarded with half of what you lost.
That's huge, too.
It's amazing how you do it.
If you don't win 100,000 yen, you won't get anything.
It's amazing.
If you win, you'll get a penalty game of four weeks, and if you lose, you'll get a penalty game of two weeks.
That's what the penalty game is like.
I see.
It's amazing.
This is amazing.
If you get this, you won't want to say anything to the viewers.
I don't want you to say it's not funny.
I know.
The one who sold it is bad.
That's right.
Let me ask you for the minimum deposit amount.
150,000 yen.
I see.
That's a lot of money.
I see.
The minimum deposit amount starts from 150,000 yen.
300,000 yen.
That's a lot of money.
400,000 yen.
That's a lot of money.
I'm scared.
If you drop it like this, you'll get a penalty game.
If you knock out with a difference of 100,000 yen or more, you'll get a penalty game.
That's right.
It doesn't make sense for me to have 420,000 yen.
That's why it's 500,000 yen.
It's 500,000 yen.
I don't want you to say it's not funny.
The one who sold it is bad.
The two of you who smoke and drink are going to have a penalty game.
I want KENSEI to smoke and drink.
I see.
I'm good at this.
It's interesting that we have to play rock-paper- scissors with 5 pieces of rock.
That's right.
I'm surprised.
Maybe we can't get anything.
At least we can get a penalty game.
600,000 yen.
Wow!
600,000 yen!
I'm going to lose.
I don't know what's going to happen.
We're going to have a penalty game.
Is it going to come?
It's 600,000 yen now.
The prize is 600,000 yen.
One million yen.
What?
Are you kidding me?
One million yen.
Are you stupid?
I've only seen it on TV.
Thank you very much.
One million yen.
I didn't think I'd use all of this one million yen.
One million yen.
Come to think of it,
I can't give you all of this one million yen.
I have taxes and stuff like that.
When you're paying from a distance,
I'll save your salary and make yours higher.
That's what it's like.
Do you realize that?
It was a little cheap this time.
You know what I mean, right?
Tell me.
One million yen.
This guy.
It hurts.
This is a scary video.
I didn't think it would be such a game.
I thought it would be scary.
Is it easy?
One million yen.
Come here.
I won't give you any more.
One million yen.
It's too late.
It's a penalty game.
I'm going to save money.
I want it for three days.
You should talk to your family.
You said you spent one million yen at the auction today.
Do you remember?
I don't know what I bought.
I'm dying.
One million yen will end this.
One million yen.
I'm serious.
I can't give you any more.
Don't come here.
Why did you come here?
Don't come here.
It's too expensive.
I'll give you two of these.
If you don't give me any more, I'll count it.
Nine.
Eight.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Two million yen.
Well, if you go further than this, it will be a past tense.
You are anxious.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Two million yen is expensive.
If you give me two million yen, I will take a month's penalty.
Well, Ryo-san, two million yen.
Anyone else?
Let's go.
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Time's up!
We lost over 3 million yen!
Congratulations!
That's amazing!
This is amazing, isn't it?
We lost 2 million yen!
If we auction the right to avoid penalty games before the 10th,
we'll get 2 million yen, right?
I didn't think this would happen for no reason.
And with this auction,
Netoshimitsu's right to learn penalty games
went to me for 4 million yen.
4 million yen.
And I, Ismayu-san's right to massage your body for 10 minutes for 50 million yen.
If you win in rock-paper-scissors, you can avoid penalty games.
You're good.
We had fun with this auction.
It was fun.
I hope you do it every time.
I paid you so you won't touch my cheek.
Thank you.
You really got it.
Thank you for it.
It's real.
If you win, we'll give you 1 million or 2 million yen.
That's right.
I was going to say it.
I was looking forward to seeing you hit a heavy penalty game.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please take this.
We're done.
Did you like it?
It was great.
It was fun.
Thank you.
Please do it again.